M&M's are the Absolute Cooliest

So we had to decide whether we liked M&M's or Starbursts better. Obviously M&M's are the most awesome, and if anyone else tells you otherwise then they have obviously been brain washed.
So here are ten Flawless reasons why they are the cooliest:

1. They're Fun Sized! (just like me and everything else that's amazing)
2. They have less artificial flavours.
3. They relieve stress. (because chocolate is cool like that)
4. They are waaaaaaaay healthier then Starbursts.
5. M&M's have the most awesome adorable cute characters! (the green one is just FABULOUS!)
6. It's made from Plants. (Starbursts are probably made from the souls of puppies)
7. The brand is well known and reliable.
8. They have less packaging so they are better for the environment.
9. M&M's are a better value for money.
10. You can eat them in class with less of a chance of getting caught.

M&M's are obviously better then any other candy in the world because they relieve stress and depression, are a more natural food to eat, are healthier.
Some people claim that Starbursts are better than M&M's because you never know what you'll be getting. However some people don't like certain flavours, so when you choose M&M's you know all you're getting is pure, delicious chocolate.
OM NOM NOM NOM!